A male’s worst nightmare is getting bitten while getting head, well one of. How much worse would it be if you had to be afraid of getting your cock bit off during intercourse? Impossible you say? Well probably. Yet in this film the main character has, yeap a Vagina with teeth! It starts off with the brother and sister in a kiddie pool and the bro pulls his pants down to show her what hes packin’ then I guess he sticks his finger up there and she cuts his finger off and leaves it scarred for life. It reminds me of that anti rape condom thats out there for the ladies. It’s a female condom that has tiny sharp edges that face inward. So a penis can go in there without feeling any pain but when attempted to pull out the sharp edges tug on the skin of the penis, and cut you all up and never ever want you to fuck a chick again. So one of two things, you gotta walk around with this condom in you, for that just in case I get raped or somehow know before hand that its gonna happen and secretly stick that condom in. She’s part of an abstinence group in school and she gives speeches and wears that purity ring just like the jonas brothers. The speeches that she gives comes from her heart because she has stayed a virgin well because more than likely she’s afraid of biting any cocks off. Then some curly haired dude shows up in the school and she’s in lust and gets all horny for him. He takes part of the whole purity thing to get closer to her and they all hang out with their friends and they are such good girls and boys they dont even watch rated R movies. They hang out at a lake with a waterfall and a cave in the end later in the film and they go swimming and head into the cave and start making out and all that naughty stuff. They both want to but she’s hesistant to give it up, until the dude starts pull his boxers off then she freaks out. He gives her a punch and knocks her out a bit and starts banging her. ( Trivia Time!! During the first scene neighbors complained because they thought it was a porno being filmed. ) She freaks out and clenches her teeth and he screams and falls into the water and the penis is just hanging out next to her and she freaks out and swims away. Something is definately wrong with her and after some thinking she goes online and sees that vagina’s with teeth are part of a myth that need to be saved from a hero. She heads off to a gynocologist and he sticks his hand up there and she clenches again and off go his four fingers. He is later on seen getting surgery to get them placed back on his hand and refuses to mention how it happened.
"Now I can never make a fist again!!!"
There is another guy at the school as well whos had a crush on her and has been too shy to even say anything and he asks her out and she said that he was funny. Her mom is sick and finishes up in the hospital. Her brother ignores her cry for help because he’s busy banging another chick so she runs off to this guys garage to vent and tells him that she killed two people with her sharp vagina. Hes totally lost and prolly thinking that she’s a nutcase. She takes a bath at his place and he gives her pills for her nerves which totally fucks with her and then fucks her. Since shes not nervous she doesn’t bite him and they have successful intercourse. They do it again the next day and she starts believing that he is her hero that the myth proclaimed. Not true hes just horny and bet a friend that he would be able to fuck her, she finds out while they’re doing it and she bites it off and walks away.
Kinda cut a tad too far down for this circumcision
Now shes starting to become a confident little cock biting whore. She throws away her purity ring and all that, later on finds out that her mother has passed. The father goes to the brothers room and tells him that he wants him out of the house and the brother lets a dog out loose on the father, and if I heard correct he calls the dog mom. It makes me wonder if somehow the dog and the father fucked and gave birth to a human with vagina teeth. I have no clue honestly. Later his sister gets all pretty and starts to seduce her brother. Totally gross. He’s all hesistant at first but then gives in and they start doing it, but he remembers that when they were kids that she bit him and she smiles and bites his penis off too. The dog is loose in the room and picks up the penis and chews and swallows it down leaving the tip of the head on the floor. The sister walks away and closes the door as he begs her not to leave him alone.
She decides its time to go, and she grabs her bike until it gets a flat and she hitch hikes and gets a ride from some old dude. She falls asleep and he stops at what seems to be a gas station. She wakes up and tries to get out of the car. He is the grimiest old looking dude you could think of, no teeth and gives her the creepiest smile and sticks out his tounge and does some gross shit with it like flicking it and wiggling at her. She keeps trying to get out but she pauses to stop and smile at the camera. The old man had it coming. Overall I thought it was a funny movie, you really can’t take it seriously. It took over an hour for something interesting to actually happen. The plot itself is downright a funny, weird concept. Seems like an idea some dude that was high thought of and decided to make it happen. In other oddities check out this image below. Its flowers that somebody made using fingernails and baby teeth. Gross. The baby teeth are centered in the middle of each flower.
- Sycka
Be happy that you don't get a bouquet of these
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