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Horrorflickreviews: Clownhouse (1989)

Clownhouse (1989)

“ No man can hide from his fears; as they are a part of him, they will always know where he is hiding.”  At the end of the film the previous quote is seen as the credits role. I soon as I saw this quote it all made sense. This movie follows three boys mostly and the youngest named Casey is terrified of Clowns, yet his brothers still decide to take him to the circus. I took it as a way that the director, Victor Salva wanted his viewers to take note of the fact that it is best to face your fears since there is no possible way to hide from. Yet in this movie, I guess it makes you not want to face your fears. The truth is, Nothing significant happened during the film till the last 20  minutes. Doesn’t that suck? The brothers all go to the circus and the oldest meets up with a girlfriend as the other two watch the show. A clown from a corner starts to wave at Casey and he starts to get a bit freaked out but noticed that the clown was making signs to another young boy. He’s kinda of cautious or at least a tad in the back of his mind after having his palm read and following the physic’s request from earlier that evening.  The clown chooses Casey to go on stage with the clowns and immediately refuses and runs the fuck out of there. His brother Geoffrey begins to console him and reassuring them that clowns aren’t bad. Wait, clowns not bad?! I’ll get into that a tad later. They head on out and play some carnival games and Casey wins a prize! Yay! Wait no. Your prize is a creepy clown that laughs.  The boys head home after the circus show soon after. We then see three clowns after the show taking of their make-up in the dressing rooms and they get killed. Not much of a murder scene honestly. Then three men got dressed up as clowns and started to parade around the circus and eventually finishing up near the brother’s house. If you pay close attention in the radio you hear news of three psycho’s escaping a mental institution. Oh! That makes sense, that’s who the clowns are now. Yet I wondered who they really are. Honestly, we never find out! The film doesn’t even dabble into their past which I think would have made the movie more interesting to know all their sick shit.

Maybe they at the house for a birthday party?!

Most of the time in the house, I felt was a waste. Nothing was fucking happening! Except a clown popping its head in for a bit and looking around, or playing on the swing or pushing the Halloween decoration of the body on the noose on the tree outside. The brother’s do things and stuff in the home, two of them go to the store to get popcorn and a clown follows them there, Casey is the only one who notices him and nobody else believes him. They get back home and the lights go out, so they draw straws to find out who goes into the attic to reset the lights, somehow there was a clown up there too. Sounds like a whole lotta nothing. Finally a clown breaks a window another opens the door and the one in the attic gets hit by a boy with a wood thing and he hits him with it and he’s out cold. Really? Out cold from a swing from a ten-year old?! The best part of the whole movie is that the oldest brother dies and gets killed and his brothers find his body in the closet. The brother’s run around to look for help and call the cops and they don’t believe the kids. I adore the idea of Killer Clowns but this movie did not do it for me. You’re going to have to watch this movie to find out the ending yourself! Suffer as much as I did!! Not much bloodshed was seen, the director concentrated heavily on the lighting to scare the viewer.

We all know that clowns aren’t bad, right? Right. I mean the truth is that clowns are for kids entertainment and to make you happy and laugh and squeeze their fucking flowers on the shirt that squirts water or laser beams. Lets take a look at some well-known clowns! The simpsons is the longest running cartoon show and features Krusty the clown. Krusty has his own TV show that kids love, like bart and lisa. It’s not like he’s ever miserable, he can’t be. He’s a clown. Right? I mean he does smoke sometimes and drinks, gets miserable and had a sidekick who wants to kill bart.

Look! He's happy! ...Well maybe not...

Hmm, maybe I was wrong. Nope can’t be. All cartoon clowns are good. It’s fact, and it’s science. Lets take a look at Rockso, The Rock and Roll Clown from Metalocalypse. He’s Toki’s good friend, and makes Toki laugh so much. Not just that but he sings! Musical Clown that even had a music video. Just because the song was about him doing cocaine isn’t bad right? He does introduce himself by his name and is able to fit his line “I do Cocaine.” He got sober at one point though! …Then fell back into it.

Maybe Rockso was a bad example too. Although Krusty and Rockso are cartoon clowns and aren’t real so lets take a look at some real life clowns. The media portrays clowns to be fun or else why would we go to the circus. So what about Stephen King’s most well-known clown Pennywise in the movie “IT”. He’s a good clown who doesn’t do cocaine and doesn’t smoke! See, we are off to a good start already! He has never hurt a single soul, although the movie he is portrayed in proves otherwise.

Eww, what’s up with his hand/claw thing? I could have sworn that in the movie he had a bunch of pointy sharp teeth. Acutally he did. Oh, I bet this picture of Pennywise was taken right after he saw the dentist. He got all his shit fixed up. Once again maybe Pennywise isn’t a good example. I still have hopes because although he is a real clown, he was a movie clown, so it doesn’t count as much! Real clowns who come to our birthday parties are not bad at all! They can’t be killing children or anything, so lets take a look at Pogo the clown, otherwise known as John Wayne Gacy. Gacy was a man who had a family and two children. He cheated on his wife as was bi-sexual and then went to jail for being accused of sexually molesting children. He got out of jail and then began working as a clown name Pogo. He designed his own costumes and applied his own make-up. He allowed a boy to sleep at his place to catch a bus the next morning and Gacy killed the boy and hid him in a crawlspace and filled it with cement.

 His coworker name Butkovitich was killed by Gacy because he owed him money and then strangled him and buried his body under the cement floor. He then killed over 8 more boys and hid them in floor boards and crawlspaces and then killed the guy who helped dig those crawlspaces. He lured another man into his home to sell him his car and killed and put him in a crawlspace as well. Kidnapped a 19 yr old at gunpoint, raped and tortured him then released him and the cops didnt investigate because they believed  it was mutual. He killed another 19 year old and put him in the crawlspace. Eventually no more room was in his crawlspace and then started to dispose of bodies in the river. Gacy eventually got caught for all his crimes and assisted the police in where he hid the bodies, 29 were found. He went to jail and began to paint. Some of his paintings were of himself as Pogo the Clown. He was sentenced to death row and died in 1994 and had his brain removed for further study.  What The FUCK?! I was totally wrong! Clowns are fucking Evil!!  I guess I was wrong. Damn.
- Sycka

NYC Comic Con 2011 News

Cartoon Network and Adult Swim Announce Highly-Anticipated
Panel and Event Lineup for 2011 New York Comic Con


Cartoon Network and Adult Swim will host nine panels, two screenings and three autograph signings for fan-favorite series at New York Comic Con at the Jacob K. Javits Center, Friday, October 14 through Sunday October 16, 2011. See the full lineup for both networks below; please note all times, dates and locations are subject to change.

CARTOON NETWORK & ADULT SWIM PANELS


FRIDAY, OCTOBER 14

ADULT SWIM: The Venture Bros
4:15 p.m. – 5:00 p.m.
Location: IGN Theater
Talent: Jackson Publick (co-creator) and Doc Hammer (co-creator)

The Venture Bros show creators Jackson Publick and Doc Hammer, perennial Comic-Con favorites, will discuss their original series and answer questions that have been submitted by fans on AdultSwimPresents.com/NYCC. Launched on Adult Swim in August 2004, The Venture Bros. is an inspired spoof of 1960s action cartoon shows such as “Johnny Quest.” The animated series follows the bizarre misadventures of the Venture family, which includes world-renowned Dr. Venture, his dimwitted sons Hank and Dean as well as Brock Samson, their bodyguard assigned by the government to keep an eye on the family who is then promptly forgotten by the Feds.


ADULT SWIM: Robot Chicken
5:15 p.m. – 6:00 p.m.
Location: IGN Theater
Talent: Seth Green (co-creator), Matt Senreich (co-creator), Zeb Wells (writer) and Doug Goldstein (head writer and co-producer)

Seth Green (co-creator), Matthew Senreich (co-creator), Zeb Wells (writer), and Doug Goldstein (head writer and co-producer) discuss their incredibly-popular and award-winning series Robot Chicken and provide a sneak peek of season 5.5, premiering Oct. 23rd at 11:30 p.m. (ET/PT) on Adult Swim. Created by Seth Green

Horrorflickreviews: Midnight Meat Train (2008)

The Midnight Meat Train (2008)

“I’ve got a train to catch” – Leon. After taking the train from the city with my brother and we sat in the last seats next to the wall, the train around us empty and not a soul  but us in sight, Sycko says “This reminds me of Midnight meat train.” I looked around and drew a blank not knowing what he was talking about then he briefly explained the movie to me and added it to my list. This film is based on a short story that Clive Barker wrote in his collection, “Books of Blood” Directed by Ryuhei Kitamura, we the viewer are introduced to an immediate visual of a slaying on a train in the middle of the night and we catch a short glimpse of the killer. The camera work in this film I adored. As the viewer I felt as the victim at times hanging upside down and blood running down from my neck thanks to the camera angles. Cutting to a scene we watch as a man with a camera walks around the city snapping pictures of whatever he may find interesting, otherwise known as Leon, our main character. Leon is a photographer looking to make it big in his career. We find out that he has a girlfriend named Maya and she presses him on to get to know more well-known photographers and she mentions that she already set up an appointment for a well-known photographer to look at his work. He meets with the photographer and she is immediately unpleased with his work and tells him to see her when he’s captured something better.

Searching for more images as he mentioned earlier that his passion was to photograph the city. He wanders into the city and follows three men who catch his attention as they create havoc wherever they walk. Snapping pictures of the men he wanders into the subway after them and continues taking pictures as they begin to bother a young woman on the stairs. Leon calls out to them to leave the woman alone and threatens to hurt them if they got closer. Of course they got closer and walked up the stairs and  he starts taking pictures again as one of the men glares directly into the camera, then stopping after Leon points out the camera to their left. Now I’m not sure if this film was meant to take place in New York, but I know that no New Yorker would allow a man to take a picture of them and walk away. We would grab that damn camera and smash the lens into the fucker’s brain and destroy the surveillance camera then fly away because we do have super powers. The woman thanks the man for saving her and kisses him. Eww, I wouldn’t kiss a stranger. She takes the next train and listens to music. A man behind her approaches and pulls out a meat cleaver and hits her in the head. Our main killer does his killings in a butcher man by hanging them up in a train cart afterwards.

Ah! Not my face!!

Leon the goes home and develops the photos like a good boy and is excited to show the famous photographer his new image with he had a feeling she would love. He then notices a news article stating that a woman was missing, the same woman that he saved the night before. He does a bit of research in his photos and is able to see that there is a hand with a ring on it grasping the door as she is about to enter. immediately figuring out that the man ring matched the ring he saw on another man whom he photographed another day with the same ring leaving the same station. He goes to the police and the woman there does not believe his story and assumes that he was just stalking her because she was a model and gives him her business card when he decides to make up his mind on what really happened. Leon then goes to see the photographer woman and show him the picture of the men that he took and she was enthralled with the image and told him to take five more of the photos and that he would be in her show. A lot of the paintings shown in the scene are actually provided by Clive Barker himself. Leon runs off into the night back into the city and pursues the man with the ring who he suspects and follows him around for a bit and finds out that he works as a butcher. Lets take a look at what our supposed killer looks like!

Creeper...

Our main character eventually parades around in butchers clothing trying to follow this dude and nobody around him who passes by says anything. Maybe they all didn’t like the guy? No idea. Our buddy Leon becomes so slick that he is able to board the train and witness him killing people on the empty train. He removes their teeth, eyes and nails then shaves their hair off. Mr. butcher is clever though! He knows Leon is watching and attacks him and hangs him upside down like the others. What I didn’t understand is that he didn’t kill him, he let Leon go with some cuts on his face and a cut the same as the one on his ring on his chest. Leon goes home and washes off as Maya screams at the door noticing how insane her man is. She sees the cuts and then decides to investigate for herself to see if he really is the killer. Maya and her friend go into his apartment and go through his things but our killer arrives and kills the friend and leaves him in the bathtub as Maya goes through his weird bag that he carries around the whole time and keeps a copy of train schedules dated as far back as the early 1900′s. Maya takes the evidence to the cop and demands her to hand it over and she lies and says that she doesn’t have it. Leading her back to find the killer on the 2am train, little did she know that Leon was doing the same dressed as a butcher at another stop.

Haha!!

Leon jumps on the train as he sees Maya inside and breaks a window in order to get in, and survives! The butcher is about to attack Maya as she missed shooting him with a gun until he sees Leon and goes after him in an epic fight scene. It was all like BAM! POW! KICK! Batman style. Eventually Leon pushes the killer out of the train and Maya and Leon caress and touch each other’s naughty parts, well not really. The train comes to a halt and the conductor shows up and says, “Stay away from the Meat.” Then walks away. Ha! Isn’t that an epic line?! The train stops and they hop off and they are in the middle of piles of bones and the butcher is still alive but dies by getting a bone struck in his throat and then he says the only three words which I can’t remember. Sorry dudes! Honestly the movie was interesting enough for me to watch it and I adored at the gory scenes, but it didn’t get as good until the last four minutes where we find out that the conductor kills Maya and that now Leon has to become the butcher since he just died. The butcher killed to feel these fucking ugly creature things that live down there. Never saw that coming!

The next scene leads us to the “Woah” part. Leon dressed in a gray suit, wearing the ring AND the cop was in on this the entire time because she was there giving him the train schedule tickets in a hotel room. Leon then walks out and we notice his haircut, same as the previous dude. He finally turns around and we get to see his face and I screamed a little inside. Without this little twister in the end I would have like this film a bit less. Is it a must see? Hell yes. They all are. Until the next time we “meat” take the train and think about which one of the people around you are the most willing to kill you and hang out upside down. Then scream at that person for their evilness and invite them out for a drink to convince them other wise.
Till Next time,
                                     – Sycka

Irigaray's Woman: The WITNESS

Wednesday, September 21, 2011

The WITNESS

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What is so scary about the witness, or about being witnessed?

 Will you accept me?

Why do we need to be accepted by the other?

The Witness may put us in a different Box than the one we have ourselves in. This disrupts our sense of identity -- because identity is a social construct. But if all the Boxes are illusions, then what is REAL? what is TRUE?

I can say "that I am alive" - but we have decided what it means to be "alive" based on our perceptions. We've patterned / organized and translated the world through language. We've imbued the word with immeasurable power -- what is said, what is not said, what can and cannot be said.

Back to The Witness.

- What can I do to make encountering the witness less terrifying?
- Are there witnesses who I don't feel intimidated by?
   > people with whom attraction isn't an issue
   > people who I feel are inferior to me in some way (yeah, I said it)
   > people who I don't care to impress

POWER STRUGGLES

If, theoretically, we meet on an equal playing field, then power [over] is not a problem. But hierarchization is so deeply entrenched in our society and in our psyches. We are always comparing and weighing one against the other.

In my fear of the Witness, I've already given my power (to) away. I've affirmed my own negative beliefs.

In order to open oneself to the possibility of enjoying the interaction, a suspension of judgment is required. Simply be a person present with another person. Be present and open to what unfolds.

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Horrorflickreviews: Hobo with a Shotgun

Hobo With A Shotgun (2011)

 ”Put the knife away, kid… or I’ll use it to cut welfare checks from your rotten skin! ” – Hobo. This film was originally from Grindhouse.   (2007) Grindhouse is a feature film with two movies, Death proof and Planet Terror. Complete with fake commercials including Machete (2010) and Hobo with a shotgun.  The film began production soon after it was given the go ahead and directed by Jason Eisener.  Premiered at the 2011 Sundance festival and received several positive reviews.  I watched this film with some members of the FLB movie club and three of them had sand in their buttcracks and don’t know it. The film begins with our main hobo riding the train into a piece of shit town called Hope Town. As the viewer we realize that this town must be ruled as a totalitarian state, due to the fact that it is ruled by a man named Drake and his two sons, Ivan and Slick. The vehicle that they show up in is a Bricklin, a Canadian made car from the mid-70s. The hobo first encounters the three of them in the street as they kill the third brother by putting his head in a manhole cover and dropping him in the street and decapitating him and spews an exaggerated amount of blood as a woman showers herself over it.  One glitch I noticed in the film was the fact that the manhole cover was flexible over the actors head.

Canadian vehicle, Bricklin - mid 70's

 The hobo leaves the scene as walks by a pawn shop wanted to purchase a lawnmower in the window, glancing at the price he sighs and keeps on walking. This leads him to start begging for money on the streets and starts writing up signs. My question is, did he buy the cardboard or the marker at least? If so, he should have saved for the lawn mower or kill a whore for money. Soon after Ivan and Slick enter an arcade and begin to harass somebody who owes them money and a prostitute tries to stop them all while the hobo is watching behind a wall like a fucking creeper. Slick was about to attack the prostitute but the hobo knocks him out and takes him to the police station. Here is where it is revealed that all the cops in this town are scum as they beat up the hobo and carve scum into his chest.  The prostitute by the name of Abby takes him to her apartment to tend to his wounds and have him sleep there for the night. He talks about some bullshit regarding a bear after receiving a sweater with a bear on it from Abby. The next day he leaves and is on the hunt for more money and does a series of acts for a camera including chewing on glass then heads out to the store to buy the lawnmower but the store is then robbed and he decides to buy a shotgun instead, due to the fact that the town is filled with horrible people. The shotgun purchased is a Remington 870.

 

The shotgun firing face!

He then proceeds to kill a shitload of people one of my favorites a Santa Clause spying on little kids who is obviously a pedophile and seen earlier driving down the street with a girl in the backseat asking for help. It only makes that Santa is a perve, I’ve been told all my life that he watches us while we sleep. Fucking perv. Drake hears that this hobo is trying to clean up the town and makes his kids go and kill him. This isn’t before they go to burn a bunch of kids on a school bus, which could have been a lot better if I saw some crispy children. The brothers then proceed to kill live on the air mentioning that they are looking for the bum. Before you know it a mob is formed and everyone is hunting the bum down. Why did this mob form? Mobs usually have a reason to hate or protest, but in this case they would be  protesting the clean up of bad people in their town. Guess they are all dumbasses. The hobo and Abby are able to flee the mob but are spotted heading inside her apartment. They begin to pack up to get out of town and start up a lawnmower business and come up with slogan “You grow it, we cut it.” Minutes later a sign with this slogan is seen on the table. As they are about to leave the brothers show up in the apartment and cuts open Abby’s throat and the hobo kills Slick and Ivan runs off to tell his father Drake.

 

awesome film poster

 Drake then calls for the weirdest thing ever called the Plague which is basically two men in hard armor. The hobo runs off to the hospital and of course he does the necessary by taping up her neck with duct tape. Duct tape is good for everything! The doctors immediately begin to tend to her wounds after being threatened by the hobo. These armor guys make en epic entrance by hanging several doctors and nurses from the ceiling. They then take the hobo to Drake where he plans to kill him in front of a large crowd. The hobo then has a manhole cover placed over his head to be killed the same as the first brother who had died. Meanwhile Abby heals she grabs the shotgun and makes some crazy contraption with it and the lawnmower. All of a sudden she’s a welder and shit.  Then proceeds to get an angry group of people to go kill Drake.  She is able to release the hobo and give him his shotgun back but Drake pulls an epic scene of cutting off Abby’s fingers by slicing them up in the lawnmower. Lets take a gander at the following image!

Epic!!

 

Abby then has an exposed bone and is able to kill Drake with it. That must have fucking hurt. Abby is then told that she must join the plague after killing Grinder but the hobo does not allow her and then the cops show up and the crowd detains them and the hobo kills Drake.  In an alternative ending Abby agree’s to go be part of the plague and has her hand replaced with several shotguns. The cops then finally kill the hobo .

Abby

I truly believe that this film had amazing death scenes all creative in their way. The plot itself was meant to be stupid since it was originally only a commercial for grindhouse and all those commercials were pretty funny. The storyline could have definitely have had more twists and turns, more to fuck with my head. The camera at times was pretty shaky and the color was quite bright although it was mimicking the ultracolor feels as stated in the beginning of the film. Funny glitch, is that when the hobo is killed the camera pans over his dead body but the hobo blinks. The dead don’t fucking blink!!!!

 

 

Let the bed bugs bite,   

                                                    - Sycka

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Teeth Review by Sycka

Teeth (2007)

A male’s worst nightmare is getting bitten while getting head, well one of. How much worse would it be if you had to be afraid of getting your cock bit off during intercourse? Impossible you say? Well probably. Yet in this film the main character has, yeap a Vagina with teeth! It starts off with the brother and sister in a kiddie pool and the bro pulls his pants down to show her what hes packin’ then I guess he sticks his finger up there and she cuts  his finger off and leaves it scarred for life.  It reminds me of that anti rape condom thats out there for the ladies. It’s a female condom that has tiny sharp edges that face inward. So a penis can go in there without feeling any pain but when attempted to pull out the sharp edges tug on the skin of the penis, and cut you all up and never ever want you to fuck a chick again. So one of two things, you gotta walk around with this condom in you, for that just in case I get raped or somehow know before hand that its gonna happen and secretly stick that condom in.  She’s part of an abstinence group in school and she gives speeches and wears that purity ring just like the jonas brothers. The speeches that she gives comes from her heart because she has stayed a virgin well because more than likely she’s afraid of biting any cocks off.  Then some curly haired dude shows up in the school and she’s in lust and gets all horny for him. He takes part of the whole purity thing to get closer to  her and they all hang out with their friends and they are such good girls and boys they dont even watch rated R movies. They hang out at a lake with a waterfall and a cave in the end later in the film and they go swimming and head into the cave and start making out and all that naughty stuff. They both want to but she’s hesistant to give it up, until the dude starts pull his boxers off then she freaks out. He gives her a punch and knocks her out a bit and starts banging her. ( Trivia Time!! During the first scene neighbors complained because they thought it was a porno being filmed. ) She freaks out and clenches her teeth and he screams and falls into the water and the penis is just hanging out next to her and she freaks out and swims away. Something is definately wrong with her and after some thinking she goes online and sees that vagina’s with teeth are part of a myth that need to be saved from a hero. She heads off to a gynocologist and he sticks his hand up there and she clenches again and off go his four fingers. He is later on seen getting surgery to get them placed back on his hand and refuses to mention how it happened.

"Now I can never make a fist again!!!"

There is another guy at the school as well whos had a crush on her and has been too shy to even say anything and he asks her out and she said that he was funny. Her mom is sick and finishes up in the hospital. Her brother ignores her cry for help because he’s busy banging another chick so she runs off to this guys garage to vent and tells him that she killed two people with her sharp vagina. Hes totally lost and prolly thinking that she’s  a nutcase. She takes a bath at his place and he gives her pills for her nerves which totally fucks with her and then fucks her. Since shes not nervous she doesn’t bite him and they have successful intercourse. They do it again the next day and she starts believing that he is her hero that the myth proclaimed. Not true hes just horny and bet a friend that he would be able to fuck her, she finds out while they’re doing it and she bites it off and walks away.

Kinda cut a tad too far down for this circumcision

Now shes starting to become a confident little cock biting whore. She throws away her purity ring and all that, later on finds out that her mother has passed. The father goes to the brothers room and tells him that he wants him out of the house and the brother lets a dog out loose on the father, and if I heard correct he calls the dog mom. It makes me wonder if somehow the dog and the father fucked and gave birth to a human with vagina teeth. I have no clue honestly. Later his sister gets all pretty and starts to seduce her brother. Totally gross. He’s all hesistant at first but then gives in and they start doing it, but he remembers that when they were kids that she bit him and she smiles and bites his penis off too. The dog is loose in the room and picks up the penis and chews and swallows it down leaving the tip of the head on the floor. The sister walks away and closes the door as he begs her not to leave him alone.

She decides its time to go, and she grabs her bike until it gets a flat and she hitch hikes and gets a ride from some old dude. She falls asleep and he stops at what seems to be a gas station. She wakes up and tries to get out of the car. He is the grimiest old looking dude you could think of, no teeth and gives her the creepiest smile and sticks out his tounge and does some gross shit with it like flicking it and wiggling at her. She keeps trying to get out but she pauses to stop and smile at the camera. The old man had it coming. Overall I thought it was a funny movie, you really can’t take it seriously. It took over an hour for something interesting to actually happen. The plot itself is downright a funny, weird concept. Seems like an idea some dude that was high thought of and decided to make it happen. In other oddities check out this image below. Its flowers that somebody made using fingernails and baby teeth. Gross. The baby teeth are centered in the middle of each flower.
- Sycka

Be happy that you don't get a bouquet of these

I Spit on Your Grave review by Sycka

I Spit On Your Grave (1978)

I don’t know whether to say that the lead character is a total dumbass or a badass. Read on and you’ll see what I mean. Some interesting information regarding this movie is that this film was banned in several countries because it condoned violence against women. The original title of this movie was Day of the woman then later changed in 1980 for its re-release to its current name.   It was rejected several times before the Motion picture association of America allowed it to pass. Scenes were taken out of the film including an anal rape scene.  So she’s a writer, and what better place to write a novel in a house in the middle of nowhere where everyone else seems to be males and the only entertainment is a grocery store and a shitty gas station.  She stops to get gas and meets the three men who hang out there who later in the movie rape her. Theres a retarded dude named Matthew also a friend works at the grocery store and delivers the womans groceries to her home, and they have happy stupid banter. She writes outside one day on a hammock and the 4 friends pass by in a speed boat and see her then ride away. They come back the next day, and this time she’s in a canoe in a bikini just asking for it. They pull her canoe onto land and drag her out of the boat so that Matthew can lose his virginity. He doesn’t want do so one of them, Johnny rapes her and they walk away.

She walks to her home crazy slow.  I’m thinking why are you walking so slow? you aren’t in pain, fuckin run! Shortly after the men hunt her down and pin her over the top of a rock and another friend starts raping her, finishes his duty then they walks away. Afterwards she basically crawls home gets there to call the cops and then the last thing you need is the shoe of a rapist kicking the phone off the table. Not cool.

So now I’m thinking, you had it coming, ya gave them enough time to get to your place before you. So she gets raped again by another male in the living room while the others watch and drink booze trying to convince Matthew to bang her. She just lays there motionless while the loser strips his clothes off and halfway through he figures out that he can’t do it and gets dressed. She passes out and they leave, but make Matthew return to kill her, cuz well what they did was bad. He’s given a knife and can’t come to kill her so he dabs the knife near her face where the is blood residue found and runs back to show the bloody knife to his friends and tell them that he killed her. Now after facing all of that shit and living, would you still live there? I’m just like ahh so stupid get the fuck out and drive away. But no…we have to remember that this is a horror film and like most characters they act stupid and dig deeper instead of leaving it be, or at least calling the cops in this case. All this raping toughens her up. At this point of the movie I’m like, where is the horror? it’s all just rape, but then this is where it gets good.  The friends shun Matthew after finding out that he never killed her and he runs away and goes back to work. She decides to get groceries and he goes to the home to deliver them and has Matthew chase her through the woods and takes her robe off while he threatens to kill her. She’s like no, I’m too sexy and you can’t resist me. Well she’s right cuz before you know they are having sex, but in the back of my mind im wondering why would she allow him to do that?! That’s crazy dumb, but luckily she’s got a noose nearby and slips it over his head while he’s humping her on the ground and he was having so much fun that he didn’t notice until she starts to pull on the other end of the rope which hangs him high up on a tree with his pants down.

“feeling like a fool with your pants on the ground…”

 

She puts the body and the bike into the water and leaves it there to continue the rest of her revenge. Now I’m like yeah! you rule, get your revenge! She then goes to the gas station and seduces one of those who rape, Johnny that is. He gets into the car and she drives into the woods. He gets out of the car and opens her door and pulls out a pistol aiming at him. Yeah kill him! Nooope, he convinces her to drop the gun and they both go to her house for a nice relaxing bath. After somebody pulls a gun out on you would you go take a bath with them? Hell no, this dude is just as stupid. They get into the bathtub and she jerks him off a bit and he’s loving it. Shes got a knife under a rug in the bathroom and since his eyes are closed he doesn’t notice until he feels a pain which takes him a bit to realize that his dick got cut off. She puts her robe on and locks the door leaving him to bleed out in the bathroom and listens to music to drown out his screams upstairs. After he dies it looks like she puts his body down some sort of stairs and burns all his clothing.

 

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We aren’t done yet there are still two more men that she must hunt down and get her revenge.  The two remaining men get into the boat and ride down where she lays in a hammock and waits. They stop the boat and one of them gets out and starts searching for her on land. Meanwhile she’s already swimming out to the boat and gets in telling him that she wanted him all along, then pushes him out of the boat and circles him pretending she’s jaws or something about to attack her prey. He screams for his friend and he shows up cuz the dude who fell in the water can’t swim. So he jumps in to save his friend and he’s got a hatchet and somehow it accidentally falls into the boat that shes driving around in. Well now they are screwed. She circles around and sticks the hatchet into the dude who can swim in the back and dies in the water. Then approaches the other guy and turns the motor off as he pleads for his life. Then says the best damn thing in the entire movie and the last sentence in the film.. “Suck it Bitch” then turns on the motor and cut his legs and causes him to drown. The Credits begin to roll while she drives away in the boat. So is she dumb for staying or does she kick ass for getting her revenged. She lucked out, so many things could have gone wrong in each instance which could have fucked her over but luckily for her everything worked out to according to plan it seems. There is a 2010 remake of this film, which I must see soon!

 

-Sycka                                                

Walled In review by Sycka

Walled In (2009)

Friday, June 24, 2011, 12:10:46 PM | sycka666

Walled In (2009)

 

I have never came across a movie with a plot like this one. With the name being walled in, I was preparing to see some crazy restrained shit to go down. Starring Mischa Barton who plays the lead role of a woman who engineers demolitions who just graduated college. With the success of her first demolition she prove herself worthy to become a partner in her father’s business.  Well thanks dad for fucking giving me a building that has a completely wrong blue print because the architect didn’t want anybody else know that he put dead bodies inside the walls.  The building  is huge and in the middle of bumble fuck. Nothing else is near or around. As always in every horror movie, the girl is crazy nosey during her stay at the building and goes against the rules that were first given to her when she arrives. Don’t go on the 8th floor, or the roof and no smoking. She breaks em all, even the smoking.  The caretaker is a woman who’s expression looks totally the same because of all the damn botox in her cheeks and lips, and well her entire face. Her son is just as an oddball as her as he develops an obsessive crush on the lead character. His only friend is a dog, but I don’t blame him. What else is there to do in the middle of fuckin nowhere? The kid assists Mischa by stealing books from a neighbor.

 

mother and son, She Can't move her face!!

 These books contain information regarding the architect and his crazy weird ideas about ancient rituals. As they explore the building they find the architects hideout and a drawing of his face on a wall and trust me, he’s not a good looking dude. At this point the movie is halfway through and I’m still waiting for something to show up and scare the shit out of me. The film does nothing for me until more than halfway through where the boy tricks the leading lady to fall down a hole in the middle of the building that explains why the blueprint is so off. Guess what, there’s a dude down in that hole and its the supposed dead architect. He’s alive and uglier than his drawing on the wall. Skinny, dirty , cut and mad brolic. Guess there’s nothing else to do but workout when you’re stuck in a hole. The boy is a skeeming little fucker who promises to keep them alive if they do what they say like kiss and dance. he’s nice enough to leave the hole open at the top so that they can get some sunlight. aww, isn’t that sweet? It’s like a nicer version of The Ring. About 20 mins left in the film I’m wondering when this demolition crew is gonna show up to blow shit up. They show up eventually and the mother and son plan to leave the two in hole to die but the kid is so in love he goes back to rescue her! During all of this the girl kills the architect because he asks her to as he finishes digging a hole which becomes his tomb as it fills with cement.

Oh, is that where I left my daughter? Oops...

 

They boy who I should have mentioned that his name is Jimmy opens the hole and falls to his death and dies next to the love of his life. The demolition crew runs in after the boy, because they don’t want to have little boy body parts raining all over the place. They see the girl laying there and they pick her up and take her to the hospital. Yay happy ending. Where the hell was the horror?! The most violent scene is the girl killing the architect or the dead dog earlier in the film. What made me watch the movie was that it started off pretty damn sick with a scene of that little girl getting buried alive with cement but…then it goes downhill from there.  I don’t recommend it, but if you think the way that I do. I’ll watch it anyway because I want to analyze it for myself. Till next time…

 

        - Sycka